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THE GRUMPY BUM TISSUE HOLDER

Yes. Tissues come out of his bum.

Load a flat tissue pack underneath. Pull a tissue from his bum. Enjoy the double take.

The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder

Choose how many holders

Add a little mischief.

Shipping $3.99 · Free over $39

Pull tissues by hand

A soft plush holder with a rear dispensing slot. Uses ordinary tissues. No sound, electronics or printed messages.

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See the loading opening ↓✳ Crystal velvet exterior↻ Refillable with flat tissue packs
✳ SOFT ON THE OUTSIDE↗ SASS ON THE INSIDE✳ TISSUES WITH A PLOT TWIST

THE JOKE THAT STAYS USEFUL

A gift they’ll laugh at. A holder they’ll actually use.

The Grumpy Bum Tissue Holder - Christmas gift display
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The gift everyone wants to see unwrapped

Bring him to Secret Santa or a White Elephant swap. Wait for someone to spot the tissue sticking out of his bum.

Styled home office setting
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A little office mischief

Put him on your desk. The next person who asks for a tissue gets the joke without you saying a word.

Wide evening bedroom scene with the plush tissue holder on a walnut bedside cabinet
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A bedside grin

Keep tissues within reach for movie nights or cold season, with a grumpy little face beside the lamp.

Styled product scenes

TWO OPENINGS. TWO DIFFERENT JOBS.

Load underneath. Pull from the back.

See the two openings and what each one does. This is how the physical plush holder works.

Illustrated demonstration of loading a flat tissue pack through the underside access
01 / REFILL

Slide a flat tissue pack under the belly

Turn him over. Open the fabric access beneath the belly and slide in a compatible flat tissue pack. Align the pack’s opening with the rear slot.

Close-up of the rear tissue dispensing slot
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Pull the tissue from his bum

Guide the first tissue through the rear slot, set the holder down, and pull a sheet by hand. A slight tug is all the joke needs.

Illustrated product demonstration

THE DETAILS BEHIND THE SIDE-EYE

A very soft little
troublemaker.

From his tuft of green hair to that gloriously grumpy expression, every detail gives this everyday tissue holder a little more personality.

Styled product illustration of the green plush tissue holder
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A face with opinions

Yellow eyes, arched eyebrows and a stitched-looking grin give him his unmistakably unimpressed expression.

Styled product illustration of the green plush tissue holder
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Dressed for mischief

A red festive outfit, white fluffy trim and green plush body bring the Christmas color palette to your desk.

Styled product illustration of the green plush tissue holder
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The cheeky little detail

The rear tissue opening turns a practical household essential into the joke everyone notices first.

BUY WITH THE DETAILS IN VIEW

Know what you’re getting.

A plush holder in your selected pack

Soft crystal velvet exterior, PP cotton filling and a fabric opening for compatible flat tissue packs.

Questions before or after your order?

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Customer reviews

The reactions? Priceless.

4.8 / 5 · 10 customer reviews

Megan T. — Chicago, IL
Okay, I was not prepared for how funny this is in person. I bought it as a White Elephant gift and it was the most fought-over item at the party. Everyone took...
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Okay, I was not prepared for how funny this is in person. I bought it as a White Elephant gift and it was the most fought-over item at the party. Everyone took turns pulling tissues out of his butt and laughing. It's actually really soft and well-made too, not some cheap flimsy thing. The size is perfect for a desk or coffee table. Already ordered another one for my own apartment. 10/10 would recommend.
Tyler R. — Austin, TX
Got this for my girlfriend for Christmas and she could not stop laughing. It's now permanently on our coffee table and every single person who comes over asks where we got it....
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Got this for my girlfriend for Christmas and she could not stop laughing. It's now permanently on our coffee table and every single person who comes over asks where we got it. The plush material is actually really nice quality, and it fits a standard flat tissue pack perfectly. Pulling tissues out of a green grumpy butt never gets old. Worth every dollar just for the reactions.
Sarah K. — Seattle, WA
Super cute and funny! I got it for my desk at work and my coworkers are obsessed. It's good quality — the fabric feels soft and the stitching is neat. Only reason...
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Super cute and funny! I got it for my desk at work and my coworkers are obsessed. It's good quality — the fabric feels soft and the stitching is neat. Only reason I'm not giving 5 stars is that you have to fiddle a little to get the first tissue to come through the back hole, but once you thread it properly it works fine. Also, it's a little bigger than I expected, but that's not a complaint.
Jessica M. — Nashville, TN
This was the best Secret Santa gift I've ever given. The person who got it literally screamed when she opened it. It's now on her nightstand and she texts me every time...
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This was the best Secret Santa gift I've ever given. The person who got it literally screamed when she opened it. It's now on her nightstand and she texts me every time someone new sees it. The detail is amazing — the grumpy little face, the Santa outfit, the little mittens. It's obviously a novelty item but it actually works as a tissue holder too. Would buy again.
David L. — Denver, CO
Bought this as a joke gift for my mom and she actually loves it. She's got it on her bathroom counter now and says it's the most talked-about item in her house....
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Bought this as a joke gift for my mom and she actually loves it. She's got it on her bathroom counter now and says it's the most talked-about item in her house. It holds a normal tissue pack just fine, and the plush material is surprisingly soft. It's not the fanciest thing in the world, but for $30 it's a great conversation piece. Delivery took about 2 weeks, which was expected.
Amber W. — Portland, OR
I can't even deal with how funny this is. I put it on my kitchen counter and my husband walked in, did a double take, and then laughed for like 5 minutes....
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I can't even deal with how funny this is. I put it on my kitchen counter and my husband walked in, did a double take, and then laughed for like 5 minutes. It's actually really well made — the plush is thick, the Santa suit details are cute, and it holds tissues perfectly. Everyone who comes over asks about it. 10/10, would buy another for my sister.
Chris P. — Columbus, OH
It's funny, don't get me wrong. But it's a little smaller than I thought it would be. The tissues only come out smoothly if you use really thin flat packs — the...
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It's funny, don't get me wrong. But it's a little smaller than I thought it would be. The tissues only come out smoothly if you use really thin flat packs — the thicker ones get stuck. Also, the green color is a little more neon than it looks in the photos. Still, it's a great gag gift and everyone at the Christmas party got a kick out of it. Just don't expect it to be a high-end home decor piece.
Rachel B. — Miami, FL
Perfect Christmas gift for my best friend who has everything. She opened it and just stared at it for a second before bursting out laughing. It's now on her couch and she...
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Perfect Christmas gift for my best friend who has everything. She opened it and just stared at it for a second before bursting out laughing. It's now on her couch and she says it's the best gift she's gotten in years. The quality is way better than I expected for the price — soft, well-stitched, and the grumpy face is spot on. Shipping was faster than I thought, came in about 10 days.
Mike D. — Charlotte, NC
Got this for my office desk and it's a hit. Every person who walks by my cubicle does a double take. It holds a standard tissue pack fine, and pulling tissues out...
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Got this for my office desk and it's a hit. Every person who walks by my cubicle does a double take. It holds a standard tissue pack fine, and pulling tissues out of his butt never gets old. The only downside is that if you pull too fast, a bunch come out at once — but that's part of the fun, honestly. Good quality, funny, worth it for the laughs alone.
Brittany S. — Las Vegas, NV
I bought this as a joke for my partner and now it's our favorite thing in the apartment. It's so stupid and funny and we love it. The plush material is really...
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I bought this as a joke for my partner and now it's our favorite thing in the apartment. It's so stupid and funny and we love it. The plush material is really soft, the Santa outfit is adorable, and it actually works as a tissue holder. We've already had multiple friends ask where to get one. If you're looking for a funny, unique gift that's actually useful too, this is it.

Serious questions.
Mostly serious answers.

Wait… what actually is this?

A novelty plush tissue holder with a green grumpy character, a red festive outfit and a cheeky tissue opening. It is a practical cover for compatible flat tissue packs.

Does it talk or print messages?

It is a hand-pull plush tissue holder. It dispenses ordinary tissues from the rear slot. There is no sound or printed message function.

Does every tissue pack fit?

It is designed for compatible flat tissue packs. Check your pack's size and shape before purchase; bulky upright tissue boxes may not fit.

How do I clean it?

Spot clean with a damp cloth, then air dry, as stated in the product care instructions.

When will my order arrive?

Estimated delivery is 5–10 days. Standard shipping is US$3.99 below US$39 and free on orders of US$39 or more. See our Shipping Policy and Return Policy for details.

Where does the tissue pack go?

Insert the compatible flat tissue pack through the fabric opening underneath the belly. The separate slot at the rear is for pulling out tissues, not for loading the pack.

THE GRUMPY BUM TISSUE HOLDER

Give someone a tissue. Watch them get the joke.

A cheeky gift for the friend who already has everything.

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